Thursday, June 11, 2009

Look out below!

London Bridge is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down....

Well, actually it is my uterus that is falling down. And it is taking my bladder and rectum with it. Wheeeeee! That means I need to have my Va-jay-jay overhauled. Maybe I will end up like Jamie Summers, you know, the Bionic Woman. Remember her?!? Or am I dating myself with a reference to such an old show? Anyway....I am having this big ol mess of a surgery on August 13th and I will need all the prayers I can get. So please pencil this on your calendars...."Denise's Vajayjay overhaul".
Thanks!

7 comments:

Mom said...

It's about time... you will feel so much better after your recovered. Plus I am going to come help take care of you, your recovery and your little ones too....

Wendyburd1 said...

There was a newer version of Bionic Woman so I totally know who Jaime is!! I hope you feel better!

Kristina P. said...

Maybe you can have it lifted. Apparently, that's the new rage. A little face lift, if you will.

Deb said...

i think we might need a button for this one!!

John Deere Mom said...

Oh my. I thought I was having uterus trouble. Good luck!

Queenie Jeannie said...

Nearly choked on my coffee!! I, um, hope your VJJ is just, um, fabulous, after your surgery!

Loving your bloggy look!!!

Aliceson said...

Good luck to you and your vajayjay. I'm glad to see that your keeping a sense of humor about the whole ordeal. :)

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