Dear Cupid,
If you are reading this and wondering what would make me SWOON on Valentines day.....let me just tell you that I don't need chocolate......I don't need flowers......oh no! this Valentines day the ONLY thing I want is ...........
Someone to mop my floors.
Romantic, huh?
What do you want this Valentines Day???
I love this Denise. It is a great idea for any and all husbands who don't want to go out shopping or can't afford to pay for good expensive chocklate or flowers. I think more women should ask for things like this because it isn't something they will offer.
ReplyDeletefirst, i want flowers and chocolate! hahha! j/k
ReplyDeleteactually - i don't even care as long as it involves Big-D making me feel special :)
of course, if he told me he loved me or gave me a ring, i'd probably crap my pants! I mean, I'd love it... and then I'd be humiliated over the whole crapping my pants thing. So -- there you have it ;)
I'll come over and mop for you! Just let me know when.
ReplyDeletei second that emotion
ReplyDeleteI would totally take floor mopper. Or wall washer, or anything domestic right now (besides a cat).
ReplyDeletegah - the effects of getting older!
Good one! You need someone to mop it with a H2O steam mop! It makes me love mopping!
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